BOYS TOYS! Including Product Reviews.

Pictured: FUNFACTORY Cobra Libre II

Pictured: FUNFACTORY Cobra Libre II

The vibrator and dildo are now pretty much accepted as a part of female sexuality.  The use of sex toys by women is no longer considered kinky or taboo, with widespread depictions on mainstream TV and films, and female centric sex toy stores on the high streets.

Considering that male sexuality is generally more openly embraced than female sexuality, I find it very bizarre that the use of male sex toys is such an oddity.

Think about it: How many females do you know who own a sex toy?  Now, how many males do you know who own a sex toy?  It's weird right?

I recently ran a poll asking my readers blessed with a penis if they would consider trying out a male sex toy, and received a 100% YES response.  So, why the fuck aren't men actually buying and using these products?

“Even if it is easy for most dudes to whip it out, rub it, and cum in under 5 minutes, why settle?”

I'm sure that one of the biggest sources of the gender disparity in the use of masturbatory toys is that it's generally more difficult for women to reach orgasm than men.  So a big rotating fake dick and a powerful vibrating bullet really takes the hard work out of female masturbation and helps improve orgasm frequency.

But, even if it is easy for most dudes to whip it out, rub it, and cum in under 5 minutes, why settle? Toys can hit spots and create sensations that your hand alone could never achieve.

Ryan Gosling and his sex doll girlfriend in the movie Lars and The Real Girl

Ryan Gosling and his sex doll girlfriend in the movie Lars and The Real Girl

Part of the problem, I think, lies in the creepiness of the male toys that have captured our attention; unnervingly realistic sex dolls, silicone vulvas on the end of torches, severed body parts that you can penetrate...

I don't want to condemn the use of these products by any means; if it works for you it works for you, keep going!  But they are undeniably creepy as fuck.

And beyond these weird fleshy toys is a world of sleek, powerful, and sexy toys for men that are being seriously underused!  For me it's sad to think of all those penises, balls, and buttholes missing out on what could be a magical, mystical, fairy-tale experience.

 

 

So I recruited a group of 5 lucky men in their early 20s, all of whom had never used a male masturbatory toy before.  I gave them each a different product and asked them to make sweet love to it and get back at me to let me know how it went.

ALL of the boys have had their eyes opened to male toys and plan on trying out more.  They're also all apparently recommending that their mates give one a go too.   

 

So be brave guys, try one out and make your dicks dreams come true. And ladies, remember there is a no more romantic surprise than gifting your boyfriend a fake vagina.

 

Here are the results:

TENGA Air Tech (Gentle)

TENGA Air-Tech (Gentle) £23.99

TENGA Air-Tech (Gentle) £23.99

Appearance/Packaging=4/5

Ease of Use/Instructions=4/5

Sensation/Comfort= 3/5

Orgasm/Climax=4/5

Cleaning/Storage=2/5

TOTAL RATING= 3.4/5

 

Will you use it again? YES

Will you try other male toys? YES

Will you recommend your friends try using male toys? YES

"The cleaning of the product is a bit time consuming as it's quite tight so a lot of lubrication is needed. It has a very similar feeling to anal which took me by surprise.  Not sure whether I will use it EVERY time, but overall it is a good product and I will use it again."

Product details & purchase.


Lovehoney Reversible Double Stroker

Lovehoney Double Stroker Intense £12.99

Lovehoney Double Stroker Intense £12.99

Appearance/Packaging=3/5

Ease of Use/Instructions=5/5

Sensation/Comfort= 3/5

Orgasm/Climax=4/5

Cleaning/Storage=5/5

TOTAL RATING= 4/5

Will you use it again? YES

Will you try other male toys? YES

Will you recommend your friends try using male toys? YES

"Besides the product making a slightly loud and inconvenient squelching sound during use, I'm really happy with it.  It's reversible with a different texture on each side, which practically equates to two different products.  For the price, 2 in 1 is incredibly cost effective! It's really easy to clean and store.  I've actually already recommended it to a friend."

 

Product details and purchase.


FunFactory Cobra Libre II

Funfactory Cobra Libre II £76.78

Funfactory Cobra Libre II £76.78

Appearance/Packaging=5/5

Ease of Use/Instructions=3/5

Sensation/Comfort= 4/5

Orgasm/Climax=1/5

Cleaning/Storage=3/5

TOTAL RATING= 3.2/5

 

Will you use it again? NO

Will you try other male toys? YES

Will you recommend your friends try using male toys? YES

 

"The product was a bit confusing to use. It comes with instructions and suggestions for use, but I didn't have them handy when I tried it out the first time, so I struggled a bit to work it out...  That said, the build quality is good and it has a very sleek, modern design.  It was comfortable and provided a nice sensation, but it just didn't work for me.  I think the product may be more more suited to someone who enjoys more intense direct stimulation to the head of their penis."

Product details and purchase.


TENGA ONACUP Deep Throat

TENGA ONACUP Deep Throat £13.99

TENGA ONACUP Deep Throat £13.99

Appearance/Packaging=4/5

Ease of Use/Instructions=5/5

Sensation/Comfort= 4/5

Orgasm/Climax=4/5

Cleaning/Storage=N/A 

TOTAL RATING= 4/5

 

Will you use it again? YES

Will you try other male toys? YES

Will you recommend your friends try using male toys? YES

 

 

 

 

"This is the only non-reusable product of the bunch, which is both convenient, and a let down. The product is pre-lubricated and the lube used smells a bit sickly, reminds me of those squeezable toy aliens that kids play with, which was a bit off putting.  I'm not sure if I will repurchase, I think I'd prefer a reusable vacuum cup.  It's nice in terms of adding variety to my routine."

 

Product details and purchase.


Lovehoney O Force Male Vibrator

Lovehoney O Force Male Vibrator £34.99

Lovehoney O Force Male Vibrator £34.99

Appearance/Packaging=4/5

Ease of Use/Instructions=5/5

Sensation/Comfort= 5/5

Orgasm/Climax=5/5

Cleaning/Storage=4/5

TOTAL RATING= 4.6/5

 

Will you use it again? YES

Will you try other male toys? YES

Will you recommend your friends try using male toys? YES

 

"The product is sexy as fuck and it doesn't feel like it's gonna break any time soon.  It was very easy to use.  Changing speeds and turning is off is easily achievable with one hand, which is pretty essential.  It fits well and would probably fit well regardless the size of your dong.  I haven't used my hand to masturbate since - so I can confirm it's better than my hand.  It looks like a massive black dildo so in terms of storing it discretely you would have to wrap it in something of lock it in a box if hiding it was your plan.

“Using your hand. Like it’s fucking 2000BC. I will be wanking like a boss for the foreseeable future.”

I never even considered using a male toy before and I have to say... I've been enlightened.  Most guys will respond with a 'WTF YOU'VE GOT A MALE VIBRATOR THAT'S TOO MUCH'. And i would have been one of them.  But now I look back on myself thinking - how pathetic.  Using your hand.  Like it's fucking 2000BC.  I will be wanking like a boss for the foreseeable future. "

Product details and purchase.


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Sofi and the FUNFACTORY B BALLS

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