Smegma is a word that makes people throw up in their mouths, but I'm here to tell you that smegma is a most beautiful thing.
Smegma has the reputation of being gross stinky dick cheese. But actually, both males and females produce smegma. For both sexes it is a whitish substance composed of shed skin cells and oily secretions. In men you'll find it on the glans (dick head) and under the foreskin, and for ladies it lurks between the labia and around the clitoris.
Rather than being the product of bad hygiene*, smegma is actually clean, healthy, and beneficial. It moisturises, lubricates and protects your precious genitals.
*please still wash your genitals