Téléclitoridienne is a term coined by Princess Marie Bonaparte, and means :
'female of the distant clitoris'.
The princess used the word to categorise women who's clitorises are more than one inch away from their vaginas.
Bonaparte (who's name I will always pronounce Boner-Party) believed that the further the distance between the clitoris and the vagina, the lower the possibility of orgasm through vaginal intercourse. She was actually so convinced by this theory that she HAD HER OWN CLITORIS SURGICALLY RELOCATED CLOSER TO HER VAGINA.